Pets
7:33 a.m.
For sale:
Three shit heads. Are likely to puke on any recently cleaned surface. Will attempt to wake you up frantically every thirty seconds when it is thundering, and one will pant with an amazing and disgutingly hot and wet intensity RIGHT IN YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT if thundering is happening. Quick to steal your seat if you get up from the couch. Generally selfish, ungrateful, and often smelly. Makes huge messes with food. Pointy. Unlikely to change.
WHY DO I LOVE THEM?
Sigh,
black sheeped
posted by Black Sheeped @ 8:32 AM
2 Comments:
I hear your pain. My dog keeps coming in with muddy/wet paws. And he won't stop peeing on the patio. Err!
Oh the things we do for our pets. They're rarely grateful...except when they'll cuddle on your lap when you're sick or sad, and jump up to see you when you get home like you'd been gone for a year, and like your face randomly just to say I love you.
Ha ha ha! "Pointy"! Ha ha ha!
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